thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix77:

sidiousnumbertwo:

r-vu:

isimonito:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

I GOT 40$

Hope anyone in need gets $$&

I found a treasure chest.

I just won the lottery!!!!

I am up for trying this :D

i am doing this for science

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix77:

sidiousnumbertwo:

r-vu:

isimonito:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

I GOT 40$

Hope anyone in need gets $$&

I found a treasure chest.

I just won the lottery!!!!

I am up for trying this :D

i am doing this for science

somewhere along the line I started thinking of this as a theme song for post-RE5 Jill

But I’ve found work and welcome, everywhere I’ve been
'Cause everyone's got someplace they wanna be let in

elizabethsweave:

lmao y’all sayin claire/moira can’t be a thing because “claire is too old for her!!!!!” but chris was 40 in RE6 and piers was 26 and y’all think it’s ok for them to suck each other off and ride each other’s ass smh

I’d be straight-up willing to bet real cash American dollars that if the rumors are true and Barry’s in Revelations 2, and you see him alongside any other male character, you will see 10 times more Barry/dude than Claire/Moira even if the game provides a handy wheelbarrow full of Claire/Moira ship bait

and yeah, Claire’s 32 at most in Revelations 2 (19 in RE2 in 1998 and Revelations 2 is between RE5 and RE6 so it’s in 2009-2011) so a 20-year-old and a 32-year-old hooking up should not be anywhere near anyone’s squick radar. that’s just people trynna justify a preference and right-thinking souls should not let them skate on that noise

seriously though Resident Evil ‘fic lesbians now is your time
rise up from your slumber of eons and dive into the game universe where there is no Alice but there are plentiful superior options

for some reason, I now keep imagining Claire and Wolverine drinking coffee and complaining about how no matter what they do they end up with young female sidekicks/wards.

(but seriously, it’s a brand-new Resident Evil game with two female non-sexualized protagonists in the Year of Our Lord 2015, probably passes the Bechdel Test already, playable female lead, etc. Nobody’s played it yet. Complaining just to get your cynical internet snark hat on—and that is exactly what you are doing—is stupid)

if she isn’t in the game at launch, I think I would actually pay real dollars for Alyson Court voice-acting DLC for Claire.

I am approximately 200% certain that the new lady with the hammer in Thor is going to be SHIELD environmental scientist and part-time kicker of troll ass Rosalind Solomon
not just because she’s the last member of Thor’s supporting cast who’s still on Earth at the moment, but because of scenes like this. Roz has commanded a little bit too much screen time in Aaron’s recent issues for this to be anything other than foreshadowing. I assume the blonde hair would be a wig to preserve her “secret identity” so she can zap the fuck out of dudes without blowback on SHIELD.
the one thing I regret is that the idea of giving a professional eco-scientist the keys to Thor’s powers would be pretty awesome in a non-shared, non-corporate universe because she would immediately start fucking with the entire world in a distinct and irreversible way: sinking whaling ships, ending droughts, blasting the fuck out of poachers, being a major public persona in much the same way as Ultimate!Thor was under Millar, etc. etc. etc. It’d be a big widescreen world-changing sort of story and instead she’s probably going to spend all her time on Roxxon or something.

I am approximately 200% certain that the new lady with the hammer in Thor is going to be SHIELD environmental scientist and part-time kicker of troll ass Rosalind Solomon

not just because she’s the last member of Thor’s supporting cast who’s still on Earth at the moment, but because of scenes like this. Roz has commanded a little bit too much screen time in Aaron’s recent issues for this to be anything other than foreshadowing. I assume the blonde hair would be a wig to preserve her “secret identity” so she can zap the fuck out of dudes without blowback on SHIELD.

the one thing I regret is that the idea of giving a professional eco-scientist the keys to Thor’s powers would be pretty awesome in a non-shared, non-corporate universe because she would immediately start fucking with the entire world in a distinct and irreversible way: sinking whaling ships, ending droughts, blasting the fuck out of poachers, being a major public persona in much the same way as Ultimate!Thor was under Millar, etc. etc. etc. It’d be a big widescreen world-changing sort of story and instead she’s probably going to spend all her time on Roxxon or something.

Reunion (gen)

I’m not sure there’s an actual story here but somehow I wrote it anyway, and now it seems to be stuck, and rather than putting it nowhere I may as well put it up here

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So yeah, in a weird AU where the “timequake” from Age of Ultron caused Thor to die at pretty much the weakest point in his history—

—and it does seem like so far, the “timequake” deaths in this limited series have been killing people at their lowest point, which sort of makes sense if you assume Janet van Dyne was the weakest she’s ever been right at the start of her career, which is arguably valid—

—the last people standing in an Earth overrun by monsters from Asgard hatch a plan to get Mjolnir and wrap this shit up

which kind of begs a few questions here:

* in that group, why Natasha in particular? 
* why did she get two tries to pick the hammer up? did her intention change when she got decked?
* I feel like the “everyone with powers is dead” thing from the solicit got sort of overlooked in the actual issue
* Ms. Barnes? Is that Rikki?

I HAVE QUESTIONS

idle thought of the day: i wonder if some of the people who will show up and complain about racial/gender/LGBTQ representation in scifi (i.e. Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm, etc.) are specifically thinking of the really stupid shit that happened in the ’60s and later when ostensibly progressive writers tried to show how down they were and ended up with something embarrassing written on their tombstones

Like, they’re not phrasing it very well, but they’re thinking of that Superman story “I am Curious (Black)” where Lois turns brown for a day and the original Eisner run on The Spirit and other works on that basic tier and just going, wait, no, do not do this again

It’s still stupid but at least it’s stupidity that’s coming from a slightly more understandable place than just being young and/or privilege-blind

I see and recognize your subtle pitch for a Blue Marvel and Son pulp-fiction limited series in the 1970s Marvel Universe and I am perfectly okay with it